BUN DRONED

Trollpasta of Creepypasta Ben Drowned: BUN DRONED

I AM THE BUN. I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE CREEPYPASTA. I AM BETTER THAN THE ANIMATED MOUSE AND THE WHOWASPHONE COMBINED.

I DRONED COS I FORGOT TO STOP BREATHING WHEN I DRANK SOME 7 UP ONE TIME AND I DIED. THEN I MADE A HACK OF A GAME FOR NO REASONA ND MADE PEOPLE SPLODEY INTO FIRE AND SCREAM A LOT. THEN I USED BUN-DRONED MAGIC TO MAGIC INTO THE INTERNET WHERE I COULD TALK TO PEOPLE THROUGH CHAT BOTS LIKE SOME SORT OF VAMPIRE MELON. I MADE THEIR EYES CRY HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD AND MADE THEM DOOKY THEIR PANTS AND THEN I LAUGHED ONLY I CAN'T BECAUSE I'M DEAD AND DRONED IN 7-UP SO I CAN JUST GURGLE AND COUGH SODA ONTO PEOPLE INSTEAD. IT IS THE BEST THING EVER, LIKE ME.

I HAVE A SHIT EATING GRIN ALL THE TIM BECAUSE I AM SPECIAL AND PEOPEL THINK I AM A STATUE BECAUSE I FORGET TO BREATH AND MOVE MY LIMBS WHEN I DON'T CONCENTRATE.

THEN I GOT BORED AND WENT TO MAKE FUN OF THE OTHER CREEPYPASTA FACES I SHAT IN SUICIDEMOUSE.AVI'S STREET LOOP SO HE WALKS INTO BUN PoOP EVERY FIVE SECONDS AND WENT TO WHOWASPHONE AND MADE A REVERSE CHARGES CALL TO WHOWASPHONE AND ASKED IF THEIR FRIDGE WAS RUNNING. THEY SIAD NO BECAUSE THEY ARE DEAD AND I SAID HAHA YOU ARE DEAD THEN THEY CRIED BLOOD HYER-REALITISCALLY AND THEIR EYES FELL OUT.

THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT AND IT WAS A ZOMBIE WITH NO EYES CRYING HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD AND TEARS IN HIS EYES AND WE PLAYED SOME CREEPY MUSIC BACKWARDS AND TOOK SOME VIDEOS AND ADDED SONY VEGAS EFFECTS TO THEM ALL TO MAKE THEM ALL SCARY

AND EVERYWUN BELEIVED US THAT I AM EVIL AND DORNED COS I AM BUN

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